Ornery and Frequently Defiant

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playswithbooks:

coelasquid:

trainhardbestrong:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

hannahroad:

Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

my uncle: “that’s great”

Miley: “it’s a bird”

my uncle: “no its not”

-chirping noise-

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They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

update:

she caught another bird.

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update: she caught a squirrel today

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She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

She looks about the age to be a pokemon master.

frequentlydefiant

She’s a bloody prophet

zazzle-poetry:

librarianarchy

x


And the wings. Don’t forget all the wings

zazzle-poetry:

librarianarchy

x

And the wings. Don’t forget all the wings

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




IT GOT BETTER

Don’t worry, Caleb, she lied to the internet too. No woman actually sleeps in boob jail

yuugimutouandatemu:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

IT GOT BETTER

Don’t worry, Caleb, she lied to the internet too. No woman actually sleeps in boob jail

ursulavernon:

favabean05:

nickfnry:

unexplained-events:

Some people take taxidermy to an entirely new level of creepy…

WHAT THE HELL ARE THOSE

WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCKKKK

Oh god, it’s Assquatch.

Um. That’s the technical name. That’s a taxidermied white-tailed deer butt, flipped over so the tail makes the beard. There are people who work very hard to shave and shape the hair to make a nose.

The mouth is…well, it’s exactly what you think it probably is. Putting teeth in them and making it look like lips is the true test of the assquatch artist.

I wish like hell I was making this up, but I’m not.

I have reached my “even” threshold

jasperislington:

From time immemorial, the Paper Apocalypse has been waged relentlessly. What has been achieved, and at what cost?

To that end, I decided it was time for high level talks with their leader, Supreme Field Marshal Xaviar Bagg from the Panera Prefecture.  Not peace talks mind you as I don’t think we’re there yet; but more a discussion on the current state of affairs.

While the exchange became heated at times, we were both able to articulate our positions without resorting to threats or violence.  

Somebody replaced yer bagels with a fox yo

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant:

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant:

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

There are only two requirements for the ideal man and these are them

Dude. Hockey players are kinda smelly, and science says ladies are all about a dude’s smell. I heard it on the morning pop radio program so it’s v reliable.



Pumpkin spice egg salad.Pumpkin spice jello.

Pumpkin spice eyewash

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant:

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant:

baeddelbabe:

fucknodoms:

I HAVE A HUGE COCK AND I PLAY HOCKEY LMAO FOREVER

men are fucking incredible

There are only two requirements for the ideal man and these are them

Dude. Hockey players are kinda smelly, and science says ladies are all about a dude’s smell. I heard it on the morning pop radio program so it’s v reliable.

Pumpkin spice egg salad.
Pumpkin spice jello.

Pumpkin spice eyewash

(Source: memewhore)

"No sight so sad as that of a naughty child," he began, "especially a naughty little girl. Do you know where the wicked go after death?"

"They go to hell," was my ready and orthodox answer.

"And what is hell? Can you tell me that?"

"A pit full of fire."

"And should you like to fall into that pit, and to be burning there for ever?"

"No, sir."

"What must you do to avoid it?"

I deliberated a moment: my answer, when it did come was objectionable: “I must keep in good health and not die.”

- Charlotte Brönte. (via fuckyeahbrontes)

This kid, I swear

(Source: oompaloompaa)

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house


Petitioning the universe for entrance to tub o’ puppies

awwww-cute:

My friend’s dog had 14 puppies. This is how they’re kept out of trouble while she cleans the house

Petitioning the universe for entrance to tub o’ puppies

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys  Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 


salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

pyromaniacs-prefer-korean-dramas:

aplacetobebree:

delianisnotonfire:

belladino:

nelladee:

Know your roses guys
Or you just might fuck up the moment

and you dont want to do that ._. 

salmon is for desire

what am I looking at

I can’t even remember how many times I’ve reblogged this anymore

(Source: hypothetical-happiness)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

No this is EXACTLY WHY

afternoonsnoozebutton:

maxfuckingbemis:

she’s 23 and she didn’t know she had a vagina until 5 days ago

This is why we don’t do close readings of 50 Shades of Grey.

No this is EXACTLY WHY

(Source: lackadaisicalify)