Ornery and Frequently Defiant

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Today is my day to enter the Birthday Unending, though since it is Unending, perhaps it was always my day? The Birthday contains much mystery. I bring with me my doubts, my fears about the future, my loneliness, and a catapult with which I can launch all of them deep into the corn maze. They will find their way back to me-- they always do-- but for a while they will be gone, and perhaps the things that live in the maze will gnaw on them and make them smaller, more manageable, when they return.

playswithbooks:

seananmcguire:

IT HAS ALWAYS BEEN YOUR TIME TO COME TO US, BUT NOW IS THE TIME WHEN YOU HAVE FOUND IT IN YOURSELF TO ASK, AND SO NOW IS THE TIME WHEN WE SAY “WELCOME.”

WELCOME.

YOU ARE BRAVER THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE.

HERE IS YOUR SEAT AT THE TABLE.  HERE IS YOUR CONICAL HAT.  HERE IS A BASKET FOR YOUR DOUBTS AND YOUR FEARS AND YOUR LONELINESS.  KEEP THEM CLOSE BUT SET ASIDE, FOR YOU ARE WELCOME HERE, AND YOU NEED FEAR NOTHING, SAVE FOR MAYBE THE CORN MAZE.  DON’T GO IN THERE.

STAY WITH US.

WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY.  WELCOME TO THE BIRTHDAY UNENDING.

frequentlydefiant zordac

Oof. seananmcguire, the birthday unending is a gift

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant

The fanfic practically writes itself

(Source: zoewashburne)

playswithbooks:

reachmouse:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

#i had 99 problems and they were all bears so i fucking killed them

Reblog for last comment

unseenphil . Right?

I don’t know If I should tag you here or not
frequentlydefiant
? I didn’t reblog/tag when that Canadian bear romance showed up again. It included excerpts this time. And anecdotes about having to read it for Canadian lit courses because it won a major Canadian literary prize.

I think “we hope he has gone to rest” is just wishful thinking, because they all know he actually got chained to a mountain for eternity and every day a bear comes by and eats his liver and then makes fun of his tiny dick. (Also, yeah, I looked up the bear book. That author wasn’t playing around.)

playswithbooks:

reachmouse:

girlgotmuscle:

lilinternetwarrior:

theidledrifter:

jane-b-nimbel:

thesanityclause:

youngmanandoldsoul:

“Killed 99 bears”

a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.

My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?

Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?

The bears made that tombstone.

A warning, and a prayer.

That he really, truely stays down.

This is too badass not to reblog.

Reblog for last comment

unseenphil . Right?

I don’t know If I should tag you here or not
frequentlydefiant
? I didn’t reblog/tag when that Canadian bear romance showed up again. It included excerpts this time. And anecdotes about having to read it for Canadian lit courses because it won a major Canadian literary prize.

I think “we hope he has gone to rest” is just wishful thinking, because they all know he actually got chained to a mountain for eternity and every day a bear comes by and eats his liver and then makes fun of his tiny dick. (Also, yeah, I looked up the bear book. That author wasn’t playing around.)

playswithbooks:

civicbooty:

civicbooty:

civicbooty:

So, I knit too tight and purl too loose

And I purl backwards? So it remains knitting? Gah!

Okay, so I was inserting my needle into the stitch the same direction as the knit as I tried to purl. That should do it

frequentlydefiant

I … said I wanted to learn this, didn’t I?

playswithbooks:

coelasquid:

I totally forgot about this X-treme X-men AU until Brett started talking about it at dinner and was delighted all over again.

frequentlydefiant
what is this?

Conan the Barbarian playing tonsil hockey with The Saint of Killers?
He-Man sucking face with Jonah Hex?
No, wait, it’s X-Men AU … Loincloth Colossus gettin’ on Cowboy Wolverine?
I got no frellin’ clue, ask @nerd-brarian

playswithbooks:

coelasquid:

I totally forgot about this X-treme X-men AU until Brett started talking about it at dinner and was delighted all over again.

frequentlydefiant
what is this?

Conan the Barbarian playing tonsil hockey with The Saint of Killers?

He-Man sucking face with Jonah Hex?

No, wait, it’s X-Men AU … Loincloth Colossus gettin’ on Cowboy Wolverine?

I got no frellin’ clue, ask @nerd-brarian

nerd-brarian:

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

Eowyn and the Nazgul

for frequentlydefiant

Fuck you and fuck the ghoul-y black snake dragon you rode in on

nerd-brarian:

meanwhilebackinthedungeon:

Eowyn and the Nazgul

for frequentlydefiant

Fuck you and fuck the ghoul-y black snake dragon you rode in on

playswithbooks:

loolaa:

london film & comic con winter 2013

OH. MY. GOD.

*BIGGEST FUCKING GIRLIE SCREAM EVER*

frequentlydefiant

As it should be

(Source: kornymotherfucker)

larstheyeti:

Happy Monday.

I tried to do this but the spiders took over

larstheyeti:

Happy Monday.

I tried to do this but the spiders took over

jillthompson:

vincentfuckingprice:

Vincent Price rides some rolly-coasters.

This makes me smile!!

"And though you fight to stay alive

Your body starts to shiver

For no mere mortal can resist

The evil of th-WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOHOOOHOOOHOO!”

playswithbooks:

mage-cat:

playswithbooks:

mage-cat:

playswithbooks:

frequentlydefiant:

abandonedography:

Wisconsin family discovers fully-stocked fallout shelter in their back yard 50 years after it was installed at the height of the Cold War.

For more than a decade after they moved into their house in Neenah, Wisconsin, the Zwick family knew they had a Cold War bunker in their backyard. 

It was not until 2010 that anyone thought to open the heavy steel hatch, climb down the ladder and explore the 8-foot-by-10-foot chamber that the home’s previous owner had built to protect his family from a nuclear attack. 

Floating in five feet of water that had seemed into the bunker were sealed U.S. Army boxed packed with all of the supplies a family would need to survive two weeks underground.

(via Dailymail)

Did you seriously pack nothing but telephone books and candy for the apocalypse?

I am deeply curious about the purpose of a telephone book in the wake of nuclear Armageddon.

Kindling?

Emergency toilet paper?

A list to check off as you figure out just how much of the population died?

You win! I can’t top the checklist XD

Yeah those are all much better ideas I just assumed those survivalists were dumb as mud